How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity with Find a Laugh!

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom, without disguising your voice.
3. Insist that your email address is:  Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
9. Finish all your sentences with "In accordane with the prophecy."
10. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area, and tell others you prefer it that way.
11. Don't use any punctuation.
12. Skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are.
14. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
15. Sing along at the opera.
16. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
17. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.  Wear them one day after your boss does.  (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
18. Send an e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.  For example:  If anyone needs me, I'll be on the toilet."
19. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
20. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
21. Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.
22. Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess."
23. Hve your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
24. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I  Won! , I Won! , Third time this week!!!"
25. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
26. Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the ones in your head that do."
27. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
28. To annoy everyone, send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you, or have asked you not to.