The Indian Taxi Driver

A drunken woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane.

The Indian driver shook his head, opened  his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's  wrong with you Luv, haven't  you ever seen a naked woman  before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be  proper, where I am coming from..."

"Well,  if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what  are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking  and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to  myself, where is this lady keeping the money to  be paying me?!"  


 

Find a Laugh - While Flying

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough

to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

They exchange brief hello's and then he notices

that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies,

"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.

It identifies that American Indians are the best endowed,

and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.  By

the way, my name is Jill, what's yours?"

The businessman coolly replies,

"Tonto Kwalaski, nice to meet you."