Confucius Says.....

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong:  Man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determines
who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Bumper Stickers on Cars

• Laugh alone and the whole world thinks you’re an idiot.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Earth is the asylum of the universe.
• Hooter broken, watch for finger.
• Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.