Find a Laugh with Humans!

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,

here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

• On Sears Hairdryer:  "Do not use while sleeping."  (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
• On a bag of Fritos:  "You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside."  (Evidently, the shoplifter special.)
• On a bar of Dial Soap:  "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
• On some Swanson frozen dinners:  "Serving suggestions: Defrost."  (But it's just a suggestion.)
• On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):  Do not turn upside down." (Uhoh, too late!)
• On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:  "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day...)
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron:  "Do not iron clothes on body."  (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
• On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:  "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."  (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
• On Nytol Sleep Aid:  "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One can only hope.)
• On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor and outdoor use only."  (As opposed to what?)
• On a Japanese food processor:  "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
• On Sainsbury's peanuts:  "Warning:  contains nuts."  (NEWS FLASH)
• On an american airlines packet of nuts:  "Instructions:  Open packet, eat nuts."  (Step 3: Fly Delta.)
• On a child's Superman costume:  "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)
• On a Swedish chain saw:  "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."  (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?)

GOOD GRIEF!