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23 April 2010

Find a Laugh with a Jack Daniels Fishing Story from a friend.........

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.  Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.  Frogs are good bass bait.


Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.


Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.  So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.  His eyes rolled back, he went limp.  I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.


A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.  There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.  


Life is good in the South!

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