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31 January 2012

Granny's Boyfriends

MY NEW BOYFRIENDS !!!
 


I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.
 

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John. 





Then Arthur Ritis
 shows up & stays the rest of the day. 
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint
.



After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with
 Earl Grey. 

What a life!
 
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer;
 
or whatever his name is. I forget !
 

and I'm thinking of calling 
JACK DANIELS, Captain Morgan or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company. 

Now remember:
 
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end, 
the faster it goes. 
So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, 
learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!! 
  
 

  
 
 
 

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