Just For Laughs

 Just To Make You Laugh!

Believe it or not...Men are Everywhere! 
Woman has Man in it; 
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 
Female has Male in it; 
She has He in it; 
Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now..... 
I never looked at it this way before:  

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
mental illness 
MENstrual cramps 
MENtal breakdown 
MENopause
GUYnecologist 
AND .. 
When we have REAL trouble, it's a  HISterectomy. 

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.

Send this to men to remind them that they will always be part of our lives.......   

Feeding The Canibals

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals.  

"You are  all part of our team now", said the HR manager during the  welcoming
briefing.  "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to  the  cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other  employees".

The cannibals promised they would  not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very  hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls  has disappeared.  Do any of you know what happened to  her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads indicating  "no".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to  the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?"

A  hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You  fool!!!!!  For four weeks we've been eating Managers  and Supervisors  and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually works!!!!"

Mind Your Words At Home

A friend hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well. All during the sit-down dinner one four-year-old girl stared at the uncle sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. 

The uncle checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. 

"Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.

"I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."