Malema's Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the 
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" 

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a 
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," 
said the man, "who's clock is that?" 

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?" 

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told two lies in his entire life." The man asked, "Where's Julius Malema's clock?" 

"It's in the Main office, they are using it as a FAN !!