Laughter is the Best Medicine

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A collection of all my favourite jokes and EMails.
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19 July 2013

Where Are My Glasses

   Yesterday,  my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my  time.
  Talking  about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic  of conversation.
   
   She  was "only thinking of me," and suggested I go down to the senior  centre and hang out with the guys.
   
   I  did this, and when I got home last night  I decided to teach  her a lesson about staying out of my business. 
  I  told her that I had joined a parachute club.
   
   She  said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old, and you're  going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
  I  proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
   
   She  said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a  membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
   
   "I'm  in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for  five jumps a week," I told her.  She fainted.
   
    
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun !

 

11 July 2013

Paddy and the Flowers


Paddy  rings his new  girlfriend's door bell, with a big  bunch of flowers. She opens the  door, sees the  flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the   couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off  and says 'This is  for the flowers!' 
'Don't be  silly,' says Paddy, 'You must have a  vase  somewhere!'