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24 August 2011

Four Worms and A Lesson To Be Learned!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol
...Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke...Dead
cid:F55CF184F51F4FA89E03F8DEFADC0BD7@JudyRobertsoPC



Third worm in chocolate syrup
...Dead
cid:7E6A23963F344D5BB028F38553202C0E@JudyRobertsoPC

Fourth worm in good clean soil
...Alive . 
So the Minister asked the congregation, What did you learn from this demonstration?



Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
 cid:6A4D8C3BDA8243139E100169F39392FA@JudyRobertsoPC 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' 
That pretty much ended the service!
 



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