Laughter is the Best Medicine

Feeling down?
Visit a while and I guarantee to put a smile on your face.
A collection of all my favourite jokes and EMails.
Feel free to share them with your friends!

12 October 2010

Just for the Ladies

        
  
    
   Breakfast

  
1  grapefruit

  
1  slice whole wheat toast

  
1  cup skim milk

  



  
Lunch

  
1  small portion lean, steamed chicken


  
1  cup spinach
  
1  cup herbal tea
  
1  Hershey's kiss
  

  
Afternoon  Tea
  
The  rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
  
1  tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate  chips
  

  
Dinner
  
4  glasses of wine (red or white)
  
2  loaves garlic  bread
  
1  family size supreme pizza
  
3  Snickers Bars
  

  
Late  Night Snack
  
1  whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the  freezer)
  

  
Remember:    Stressed  spelled backward is desserts.
  

  
If  you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds  immediately.
  
That's  why I had to pass this on; I didn't want to risk  it.
  

  

  

  


No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.