Death Row

  There was a German, an Italian and SIPHO on death row.

      The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
      1. to be shot
      2. to be hung
      3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

      So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
      Boom, he was dead instantly.
      The Italian said, "Just hang me."
      Snap! he was dead.

      Then it was SIPHO'S' turn, and he said, "Give me some of that
      AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and SIPHO fell down laughing.
      The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
      Then SIPHO said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards
      did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
      doubled over.

      Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" Then SIPHO
      replied, “Eish you guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom.!!”