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02 February 2011

If You Hate Your Job - Do This!

 When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
 
Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins
.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



"Every Rectal
Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE
A--E THAN YOURS!
..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....

Then you are just an old sour f--t;


Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

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