Making a Woman Happy

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY  It's not difficult to make a woman happy.  A man only needs to be:  1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber  11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist  15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer  22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic  26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant  36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous  40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate  WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:  45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls  AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:  51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes  IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:  54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes  HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked     2. Bring alcohol