Golf Jokes / Caddy's View Point

What the Caddy Said (or wished he had said):

Golfer:  Well I have never played this badly before.
Caddy:  I didn't realize you had played before sir.

Golfer:  Caddy do you think is is a sin to play golf on a Sunday?
Caddy:  The way you play sir, it's a sin any day of the week.

Golfer:  I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.
Caddy:  Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth.

Golfer:  I've played so badly all day, I think I'm going to drown myself in that lake.
Caddy:  I doubt you cold keep your head down that long sir.

Golfer:  That can't be my ball, caddy.  It looks far too old.
Caddy:  It's been a long time since we started sir.

Golfer:  Please stop checking your watch all the time.  It's distracting!
Caddy:  This isn't a watch sir, it's a compass.

Golfer:  Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron.
Caddy:  Eventually.

Golfer:  You've go to be the worst caddy in the world!
Caddy:  I doubt it.  That would be too much of a coincidence!