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31 March 2010

Find a Laugh - While Flying

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough
to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hello's and then he notices
that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies,
"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.
It identifies that American Indians are the best endowed,
and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.  By
the way, my name is Jill, what's yours?"
The businessman coolly replies,
"Tonto Kwalaski, nice to meet you."

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